I know it's difficult.

Listen guys (mostly girls), I know it's difficult to NOT dress slutty on Halloween. The options are endless. Slutty cat, slutty pirate, slutty cop, slutty manatee, slutty any noun imaginable. And every single Halloween store encourages sluttiness. When I was out shopping for a costume, I saw a 15-year-old girl getting a slutty Ms. Muffit costume. Actually, her dad was buying it for her. Wait, what? My dad would KILL ME. Even now! I just don't get it. So, I thought I'd list some costumes I saw that weren't slutty and were awesome.

1. Mia Wallace (Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction) POST-drug overdose.
2. Dwight Schrute (The Office)
3. Blood
4. Dora the Explorer
5. Ursula (The Little Mermaid)
6. 50s Housewife WITH A TIN OF REAL MUFFINS!!!
7. **Guy from Monty Python who hits his head with bricks
8. German Girl (NOT A BARMAID. She was wearing lederhosen. I always appreciate a good German)
9. Dog Show Mom.

I'm hoping to see more creative/funny/non-slutty costumes tomorrow at the 20 Watts party and also on Halloween. But I predict more boobs, ass, lace, spandex and headband animal ears in the near future.

**I'm not completely sure that's what this dude was going for but that's how I'm going to interpret his costume...because...amazing.